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Okay, I need to comment in my comments and memory-swap on y’alls blogs and I will, but can I first say, how AWESOME you all are?? And I take personal responsibility for at least 5 of your starting your own blogs which I adore. And Sabrina and Maria are SOOO next.
By the way - I just had a funny memory - Sabrina, do you know the reason why I visited you every summer and Christmas that I was home from college? Yeessss, it was because I loved you and missed you, but also - my mom forced me to make time to visit you so I would spend time with your kids to remind me that I didn’t want any anytime soon. Yup, you were my birth control:) Not that you don’t have adorable kids! I just needed to be reminded that those kids were the direct result of… well, you know. So thanks! And now, you are my mom guru, so it totally balances out!
heh. Loving the memories thing! Thanks everyone!!
Yes, I'm a leming.
I know everyone else is doing this, but pshhhhaw, I’m doing it anyway. It’s my blog and I’ll be self-absorbed if I want to …
1. Add a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn’t matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It’s actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I’ll assume you’re playing the game and I’ll come to your blog and leave one about you.
Go forth and pontificate!
1. Buy a red v-neck tee.
2. Realize that this particular shade of red does you NO favors.
3. Rubberband it like a crazed hippie.
4. Put it in a simmering pot of color remover, add bleach.
5. Look super awesome.
You’d think it would have turned white… I mean COLOR REMOVER and bleach. And yet we got yellow. Hrm. I’m fine with that if you are.
SHE. JUST. POOPED. IN.THE. POTTY.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clarification
Oh sweet friends, I didn’t mean I didn’t loves you! I mean, I miss all of you. I moved here after I’d had WonderToddler, and no one knows who I used to be. I’m treated like the mom I’ve become.

Like Dani - my flute-playing drama-bringing perpetually-commitment-phobic friend from my undergrad days. We had a nice chat today… phone of course… and I feel like a different person.
Look up the definition of extrovert - “Extroverts tend to ‘fade’ when alone.” I’m SO thankful for the internet - and the phone - but good golly I’m lonely for who I used to get to be.
Snagged from excycle:
Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - Segway Beta
Today SH took our van in since the steering wheel actually shakes while you drive - the whole time. Turns out it was so out of alignment, it wouldn’t even register on the machine that tells how outta whack it is. Whew! I needs a Segway. With a sidecar. That fits a carseat. And tassels on the handlebars.
why I'm sleepy and annoyed today
I slept horribly last night. I had this dream that every one I knew was making out with this one guy, but he wouldn’t smooch ME. I was crazed all night, wanting some lip action, and wondering why in the world he wasn’t into me. Why? WHY??

Yes, THAT guy. I woke irritated, and now I have a crush on Ben Linus from Lost. Why wouldn’t he mack on me?? Why do I suddenly find this maniacal, lying jerkface completely adorable?!? My head hurts.


