January 2011
31 posts
urban cowboy
I did not get a picture of it, but rest assured that at 4:17 PM today, I attempted running the Roomba around the Dude for the first time, and, as you have probably already surmised, he tried to ride it.
Sigh. He is SUCH a Dude.
We might see two suns in the sky in 2012 →
Holy. Snap.
except
We just realized we don’t have house keys, and we left the garage door opener with the car. We are sleeping at the bishop’s house and can’t get into the house until midday tomorrow, hopefully.
Growl. Sigh.
confession
I feel like a failure because I feel like a failure most of the time. Really, how counter-productive is that? I hate that when I meet my maker, I’ll have to admit that I spent most of this beautiful life He’s given me feeling inadequate, awkward, inconsequential, wrong and never, never pretty or thin enough. Which in turn makes me feel horribly ungrateful, but still impossible to...
Me: Morning sweetie.
Him: Morning hon.
Me: How’d you sleep?
Him: Good, except I had this dream where they announced that we were getting our bonuses and they handed out this slip of paper breaking down how they were decided. Then they announced they would be paying us in donkeys, and that they’d be slaughtered and we had to pay the cost of the donkeys being slaughtered. I got 12.
class is in session
Raise your hands if you have been approached at least 5 times in the last month by casual acquaintances wanting to know if you are “done” having children.
Raise your hands if you think it’s kind of just between you, your doctor, your spouse and God.
Raise your hands if you have already made this a serious topic of prayer and deliberation and when you get an answer, you will...
ooliquidnightoo asked: How's your Dad?
