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We have no Internet. I repeat, we have no Internet.
We do have iPhones so I have a window to the world, but we also have little to no coverage here in the middle of nowhere. So the window is small.
I have never lived this close to farms and livestock.
In the parade we went to yesterday, there was an float devoted to cow chips, complete with a 15 foot wooden cow with a slot in the back that volunteers shoved cow poo through. I am not making that up.
Help.


